Thursday, 26 June 2014

"Royalty. Nobility. Gentry. How quaint. Even the rabble."

Hello :-)

With the success of 2010’s ‘Alice in Wonderland’ and a touch of bandwagon jumping following ‘Mirror Mirror’, ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ and the Theatre success of ‘Wicked’, the House of Mouse has decided to come at one of their classics from a different, live action, angle and tell the story of ‘Sleeping Beauty from the perspective of the antagonist in ‘Maleficent’.

I’m not going to insult your intelligence because we all know the story; Evil fairy curses baby to prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die on her 16th birthday… or does she? What ‘Maleficent’ tries to do is give you a bit of backstory around our titular fairy and show the ‘true’ version of events.

From what I can see this film has polarised people; I have friends who love it with a passion but I know others that wouldn’t give it the time of day. Maybe it was because it was Saturday morning or maybe it was because there was a group of teenagers in my screening who literally talked from start to finish (and I mean LITERALLY), but I just didn’t get it.

It would be remiss of me (a dyed in the wool feminist) to totally dismiss a fantasy-adventure film with a female lead. I realise this is a step forward in terms of female-led cinema and Angelina  Jolie is on top form; if you are looking for a reason to go see ‘Maleficent’ she is it. The fact that this exists is a big deal for gender equality but creatively... not so much.

The trouble is this film is a massive pin in the balloon of Maleficent’s wrath. One of the reasons she works so well in ‘Sleeping Beauty’ is because she arrives ex nihilo. No real motive for what she does and then BOOM… cursed baby. If you wanted to compare her to anyone she’d be Disney’s ‘Joker’; doing stuff for the hell of it “to watch the world burn”.

What ‘Maleficent’ does is take the spiky horn hat adorning the posters and cover it in bubble wrap. Every hard edge the character has had been buffed into nothing. They’ve reinvented the character, that much is true, but to what end? To make her an example of how to get revenge on your ex-boyfriend? That’s like taking a Direwolf and teaching it to dance so you can enter Britain’s Got Talent’. We all know that If there was ever a character in this fairy-tale that needed a revamp it’s the Princess herself but sadly that hasn’t happened.

Speaking of the Princess, aside from Jolie, the cast is a bit flat. I suspect a lot of the other character’s development was lost to the cutting room floor but you really struggle to care when ‘Maleficent’ has no foil for the titular character. Instead there’s the tragically two dimensional, friend-to-the-animals Princess, histrionic Sharlto Copley (WEIRDEST. ACCENT. EVER) as King Stefan and the utterly useless Prince Phillip (Brenton Thwaites). Add to that the über irritating three pixies and there really isn’t anyone else to care about.

Technically it passes muster, I quite like how it looked. The animals and such all had a super cartoonish, candy-floss sweet look to them, which, in a world of tree giants and fairies, works fine for me. The Pixies, however, are a different matter. Imelda Staunton, Juno Temple and Lesley Manville are poorly served both in writing and visuals. The character design for the pixies is vomit inducing and all the while I wanted a giant something-or-other to come in and squish them.

‘Maleficent’ is not for me. I recognise it’s a big deal in the context of female representation in cinema but, as a film fan, that isn’t enough to recommend it. It’s like the producers have a tent but unfortunately only one, Angelina Jolie shaped, pole with which to prop it up.

‘Maleficent’ is still in cinemas if you want to catch it.

Now let’s have some…

Reasons to be Cheerful :-)
1. I know I’m a bit obsessed but OMG GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY! Here’s another TV spot and I love it. I just love it :-)

2. Just released yesterday it’s the first teaser trailer from ‘Mockingjay Part 1’. Deeply sinister and then OMFG!!!!!!!! Just watch it and you’ll see what I mean…

3. Louise Brealey joins Ripper Street series 3! YAY!!! God I love Molly Hooper. This is excellent news. As much as I love MyAnna Buring as Susan and Leanne Best as Jane Cobden the show needs some more awesome girls! I’m very excited about Ripper Street series 3!

That’s all for now!

Good bye till next time :-)

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