Friday, 23 November 2012

“Listen to me carefully, Kim. Your mother and I are going to be taken."

Hello Everyone :-)

Question: When did Liam Neeson become such a badass? Answer: When ‘Taken’ happened. I think it’s safe to say that ‘Taken’ came as a bit of a surprise to everyone. It was a sleeper hit, spread mainly by word of mouth; a decent, gritty, exploitation B-movie that re-invented Neeson as an action star virtually overnight.
The trouble is that in today’s cinematic climate no one can leave anything as a successful one-off, everything has to have a sequel. Enter the hilariously named Olivier Megaton. Megaton is the Director of ‘Taken 2’ which I went to see a few weeks ago.

Now doing contract security work, Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) is learning to accept that his daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) is growing up and is going through all the things teenagers do like learning to drive and getting a Boyfriend. When picking Kim up for a driving lesson Bryan finds his ex-wife Lenore (Famke Janssen) has had an argument with her husband and as a way to cheer her and Kim up he invites them to meet him out in Turkey where he will be working the following week. The three meet up in Istanbul but it soon transpires that some men are plotting against Bryan and he and his family and may be in danger.

If it’s not been made clear over the course of this blog so far, let me declare it in the most unequivocal way possible; I love cinema.
I love watching trailers, I love deciding what films to see, I love buying my ticket, I love getting my Ben and Jerry’s (I always have 3 scoops of Cookie Dough Ice cream when I go to the pictures), nothing makes me happier. All this cinema related joy makes me an eternal optimist; I go into a film expecting the best. You can therefore imagine what a crushing disappointment it is to me when the film in question turns out to be as appallingly bad as ‘Taken 2’.


The plot is tracing-paper thin and totally devoid of excitement. The most galling thing is when it does have an interesting idea (which are few and VERY far between) it throws it away. Take, for instance, a scene where Bryan has been ‘taken’ (a word that is thrown around in this film far too liberally for my liking), he calls Kim and gives her some instructions so he can work out where he is being held captive. That is a really interesting idea; that Bryan has to instruct Kim in order for her to find and free him. They could have run with that idea and made Kim the gun-toting rescuer, flipping the Father/Daughter dynamic on its head but instead they cop out and do a piss poor chase around the roofs of Istanbul before Bryan comes and saves her. So unbelievably BORING! I have never fallen asleep the cinema but halfway into ‘Taken 2’ I was getting a wobbly head and had to be sharply elbowed by my friend to keep me awake.

I think the rating is part of the problem. One of the things that made ‘Taken’ so enjoyable was the mad violence that took the film up to its totally appropriate 15 rating. Blockbusters are so often filled with dull CGI action that when you get something like ‘Taken’ that has an insane amount of gritty, realistic brutality, it’s actually quite fun. ‘Taken 2’ has had all the violence toned down so it can achieve a 12A rating and in doing so has made the film completely beige. It’s been demonstrated that a 12A film can be brutal; ‘The Hunger Games’, for example, is a 12A with as much vicious-clout as a higher rated film. The difference between that and ‘Taken 2’ is that ‘The Hunger Games’ was well edited whereas this looks like an appalling hack-job.
Not just the violence itself but the feel of the fight scenes is disappointing; they’re dull. The final fight between Bryan and one of the Albanian cronies takes place in a Turkish bath house. What is supposed to come across as a tense, brutal showdown actually turns out to be a damp-squib of a fight between Neeson and a short, fat Albanian.

The cast try their best but they can’t lift this dull lump of a movie.
There’s quite a sweet story that starts to play out before anyone gets ‘taken’, where Kim is trying to get her Mum and Dad back together. In these scenes Janssen is quite good but that’s all the character development she’s afforded before someone puts a bag over her head and ties her to some metal piping for the remainder of the film.
Likewise Grace has the scene where she has to be Bryan’s eyes and ears and help him work out where he is in Istanbul when he gets kidnapped. After a paint-by-numbers car chase Kim is packed off to the American embassy not to be seen or heard from until the film’s conclusion.
Neeson makes a debonair killer and at 6”4 he is undeniably physically imposing but his talents aren’t pushed much further than demonstrating his ability to shoot a gun from the window of a moving car. He really convinced in ‘Taken’, it felt like he really was a Father on the edge. He never gets near that level of conviction in ‘Taken 2’ and has the look of a man who is only doing this for the paycheque.

Even if you don’t give a hoot about plot or narrative or things like that; even if all you want from a film is exciting action set pieces, trust me, you will come away from ‘Taken 2’disappointed. It smacks of a film made as a result of a financial spreadsheet and something with that kind of origin rarely turns out to be any good. If you liked ‘Taken’ and want to spend more time with those characters just buy it on DVD. Please don’t go and see this mind-numbingly dull film.

Well after that bitter taste of disappointment I desperately need some…

Reasons to be Cheerful :-)
1. OMG Les Misérables Official Trailer! My lovely Twitter-friend (Twiend?) Mike had the privilege of seeing this trailer when he went to see ‘Skyfall’ (my blog post about which is on the way) and I was super jealous because it wasn’t shown at my screening. Since then it’s been put up online and Mike was good enough to send me the link. It looks so good! I’m excited :-)

2. Any of you that see my Twitter feed will already know but last week I watched‘Game of Thrones’ series 1 for the first time.
The ‘Song of Ice and Fire’ books are fantastic; what Harry Potter was to me as a Teenager, these are to me as an adult. The TV adaptation is so wonderful I cannot begin to tell you, everything is how I imagined it, the opening titles are amazing, the music is fantastic; I just love it.
Anyway, I’m yet to see series 2 due to the fact I don’t have Sky but I have been looking at the new cast members for series 3! Paul Kaye as Thoros of Myr... INSPIRED!

That’s all I’ve got for you today!

Goodbye till next time :-)
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